Selling Ice to Eskimos

White House Snow

The record breaking snow storms on the East Coast have crippled both the local and Federal Governments, and almost kept President Obama from delivering his annual State of the Union address.

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Hot Girl On Computer

GIMP GUIDE: Online Dating Part 1- Creating an Effective Profile

10/27/10

The Gimp examines the terrifying world of online dating and lets the average man know what he's up against on his relentless quest for easy cyber tail.

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Gridlock

Driving in California

8/31/10

If you just arrived from out of state, you're probably shocked at the way people drive in California. If you're from another country, you're likely downright disgusted. Forget everything you ever learned about driving (if you got your license in the US, that won't take long), The Gimp gives you all you need to know to drive in California.

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Sleeping Baseball Fan

10 Things More Exciting Than Baseball

7/26/10

The Gimp takes a look at the Great American Borefest.

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Danica Patrick Lingerie

GIMP LETTER: Dear Danica Patrick....

6/7/10

Sex symbol? Racing driver? The Gimp lets Danica Patrick know what he thinks of her and her driving.

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OC Flasher

Cold Blooded Murderer Poses for Local Newspaper

5/24/10

Brutal self-admitted murderer taunts Orange County Register photographer Rod Veal with a defiant pose holding the murder weapon!

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Photo: Rod Veal, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER


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